“Man threatened golfer with EKG-device”

Don’t even get me started on great headlines. Apparently this 59 year old was celebrating having EKG device attached to him with a good ol’ intoxication and a visit to a local golf club. There he yelled to the club members that he was a suicide bomber and was going to kill the “capitalist pigs” [the golfers]. He is now under probation and being treated for his alcohol abuse. But what can we actually learn from this? Don’t drink and EKG?

No. Putt safety first . You never know what boogey men lure on the fairway.

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